Friday, May 11, 2007

That's Paris, France! Asshole!

This just in from the brilliant editors at TMZ:

Free Paris Protest Fizzles Big Time - TMZ.com

Free Paris Protest Fizzles Big Time

Posted May 10th 2007 5:45PM by TMZ Staff

Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton got a very public show of support this afternoon from some deeply concerned and passionate citizens of New York -- all three of them.

The well-publicized rally in Greenwich Village -- timed to coincide with New York University's graduation ceremonies -- fell just a little bit short of expectations, with just three protesters fighting the pro-Paris fight, calling her a victim and a martyr. They also carried signs saying "Ike Was Right -- Free Paris." Uh, that's Paris ... France, not Hilton, guys.

Our man on the scene noted an "Access Hollywood" reporter joked with other media types assembled for the action, "So you got all dressed up with nowhere to go." Sounds a little like Paris in a few short weeks.



Are the editors of TMZ mentally retarded? Did they really not see this was a big joke? Do I live in an alternate universe? Did I miss something?


I struggle with these questions. Even more, I struggle with the embarrassment revealing I'm addicted to reading TMZ.

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